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SITE GENERAL
PIZZA GENERAL
PIZZA CAST LINKS
[Johnny Boxer's Official Website]
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FAT PIZZA OFFICIAL LINKS
[SBS-TV]
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ELLIE'S REDNECK WITH CHEESE
[Index]
REVIEWS
[Series 1]
[Series 2]
[Series 3]
[Movie]
[Erk's Sydney Stage Show Review]
[Ellie's Brisbane Stage Show Review]
REAL FAT PIZZA TOUR
[Series 2]
[Series 3]
[Movie]
STATISTICS
[Series 1]
[Series 2]
[Series 3]
[Movie]
"I'm not paying you bludgers $3 an hour to sit around watching TV!" - Bobo to Pauly and Sleek watching supermodel Claudia McPherson on TV (Bobo joins them). Series 1, Episode 1
"Fat Pizza pizza's, they're big and they're cheesy!" - Bobo's phone answering spiel, various Episodes.
"I don't care what you've got to say, I didn't vote for you and you don't get any freebies from Fat Pizza!" Bobo to the State Premier Bob Howard after Bobo realises that the Premier wants $120 worth of pizza for free. Series 1, Episode 1
"Coming Mama!" - Bobo after running over people while in the Ice Cream Van. Series 1, Episode 4.
"Hey, two of my favourite employees! " - A very drunk Bobo to Pauly and Sleek in the Transtesticle Club. Series 1, Episode 5
"Who's that?" - Bobo to Angelina (who answered the phone just like Bobo does) while Sleek calls in (and later while his mama calls in). Series 1, Episode 6
"Gee, I haven't heard from her in such a long time. Such a surprise, you know!" - Bobo's dripping with sarcasm to Angelina (not that she noticed!) as he hangs up after talking to Mama. Series 1, Episode 6
"Hello." - How Bobo answered the phone after the bad review. Has Bobo got caller ID? It was Mama. Series 1, Episode 8
"(gruff voice) Hello! Fat Pizza Pizzas, they're big and they're (big pause while he thinks then a notable change to a more pleasant voice - well pleasant for Bobo!) they're big and they're healthy!" - Bobo answers the phone with a new spiel after his bad review. Series 1, Episode 8
"Fat Pizza Pizzas, they're good and they're healthy!" - Bobo answers the phone with another new spiel after his bad review. Series 1, Episode 8
"Good head eh? I'll give you the best head you've ever had Bernard!" - Bobo with Mr Chainsaw in hand at Bernard's house. Bobo had earlier put a dead horse's head on Bernard's pillow. Bernard then rang Bobo and said that Bobo doesn't give good head. Series 1, Episode 8
"You are obviously here to eat, what can I get you?" - Bobo asks a potential Apprentice Pizza Chef if he wants to eat. Series 2, Episode 2.
"I'm sorry, Blubberguts. You're not getting a job here. Alright! Look, I need someone who is going to make pizzas, not someone who is going to eat them. Get! Go on tubby! Get a move on." - Bobo tells the first applicant for the job why he is not getting it. Series 2, Episode 2.
"I'm not paying you bludgers 3 bucks an hour to be sitting around." - Bobo to Pauly & Sleek. Series 2, Episode 2.
"I'm not saying that you can't have the apprenticeship because you are a lesbian, I'm saying that you can't have the apprenticeship because you are too ugly." - Bobo tells another applicant why they can't have the apprenticeship (Bobo was right!). Series 2, Episode 2.
"Can you tell me what my fantasy is?" - Bobo tries a phone sex fantasy line. Series 2, Episode 3.
"I want my phone sex! I want my fantasy! I want it now!" - Bobo is determined to get some phone sex. Right after saying this, in walks Mama. Series 2, Episode 3.
"Sign here and you're on your way to your apprenticeship. You're working a 7 day week, 17 hours a day. No holidays, no holiday pay and no penalties on public holidays. It starts on 2 bucks a day. Got it?" - Bobo tells Lachlan the Apprentice what he has got himself in for. He later tells him that it lasts for 6 years. Series 2, Episode 4.
"Don't worry about snot. It looks like cheese." - Bobo gives Lachlan a tip. Series 2, Episode 4.
"Lesson number 3 - if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen!" - Bobo to Lachlan (who is in the Pizza oven). Series 2, Episode 4
"Am I crazy?" - Bobo asks a question that seriously needed to be asked. Series 2, Episode 5.
"Pauly, you are 2 minutes late!" - Bobo to the (not very) tardy Pauly. Series 2, Episode 6.
"We don't make small pizzas. Only medium or large." - Bobo at his customer service best to a customer. Series 2, Episode 6.
"You want my money? You come and get it!" - a druggie tries to steal Bobo's money. Bobo introduces said druggie to Mr Chainsaw (you could have at least started it, Bobo!) Druggie then runs away. Series 2, Episode 6.
"Use the scooter." - Bobo's answer to Pauly's car getting stolen and after Pauly's train crash. Series 2, Episode 6.
"God I always get so nervous before a date!" - Don't worry Bobo, you are not alone! Series 2, Episode 7.
"She's nice! She's a real woman! The internet is a great way to meet people!" - Bobo thinks prior to his date. Has Bobo being tapping into Erk's thoughts? Series 2, Episode 7.
"Would you like me to read you the specials, they are just there behind you." - See Bobo, you can provide good customer service. Too bad you are on a date! Series 2, Episode 7.
"Look, look, - there must be some sort of mistake. The shop only turns over 30 grand a year. How can I owe 1 million dollars?" - Bobo pleads his case to the tax office. Series 2, Episode 8.
"There's no way I'm paying a million dollars, got it?" - Bobo tells the tax office what they don't want to hear. Series 2, Episode 8.
"Look, can't you make it another day? We are going to be really busy!" - Bobo asks Pauly to go to an Anzac Day march on another day. Series 2, Episode 9.
"They can't give it to her! She's too ugly!" - Bobo looks inside the winner's envelope for the best actress award at the AFT Awards and decides that Toni Gillette should not win and that Claudia should. Series 2, Episode 9.
"Because you are both illegal immigrants, I'll be paying you 40 bucks a month and that's not including tax! Alright!" - Bobo shows that he can get someone to work for him at a cheaper rate even than Pauly and Sleek. Series 2, Episode 10.
"That former employee is absent and he has been replaced. Bye." - Bobo tells Habib his answer to Habib's question "Where is Sleek?" Series 2, Episode 10.
"Don't just stand there like stupid refugees! Get to work!" - But Bobo, they are stupid refugees! Series 2, Episode 10.
Page last updated 19 November 2001
