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This page is dedicated to Habib, who is the cousin of Pizza Boy Sleek of Fat Pizza. Over time, more Habib quotes will be added. Let me tell you, if you need something arranged or you need something in your hands badly, Habib is your man. Just don't cross him or stooge him with the chicks. Habib likes chicks. Chicks don't like Habib much. I can't understand why. The chicks must be mental. However, he made a short but very sweet (for him) appearance in Series 2, Episode 8 where he had a foursome in Melbourne.
Habib features in the opening credits in series 2, episode 2. He can also be seen in the advertisements for merchandise after series 2 Episodes. Habib is played by Australia's only Turkish stand up comedian Tahir Bilgic. For cast photos, see the Cast photo section index here.
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Habib Quotes |
"I swear to God! These things are heavy" - Habib to Rocky while delivering leaflets for Bobo. Series 2, Episode 1.
"What about Bobo man? He'll kill us!" Habib to Rocky while throwing the leaflets away that they are supposed to be delivering for Bobo.
"How's the snow man? Is it cold? Any chicks?" - Habib to Sleek who is back delivering at Fat Pizza. Series 2, Episode 2.
"Man, I knew I should have come!" - Habib is obviously kicking himself for not going on the snow trip with Sleek. Series 2, Episode 2.
"The fan has hit the s**t here!" - Habib gets a cliche mixed up. Series 2, Episode 2.
"Don't worry mate, we got the cash!" - Habib translates for Rocky what the judge said during a compo fraud case. Series 2, Episode 2.
"She's got to be female, that's important." - Habib takes a leaf out of Erk's dating book while telling Pauly what he is after in a partner. Series 2, Episode 5.
"Is he good? Oh my god! Have you heard of Judge Judy? Yeah, this lawyer is the only lawyer that won a case in her court!" - Habib recommends a lawyer for Pauly. Series 2, Episode 4.
"He's an apprentice mate, you've got to give it to him! Don't you see what they do to apprentices in the navy? It's the law mate, it's the law. You have to torture them, you have to punish them. Mate, you should have seen what they did to me as an apprentice!" - Habib gives Pauly some advice on how to handle Lachlan the Apprentice. Series 2, Episode 4.
"I swear to god it is true" - Sleek and Pauly talk about Habib and how he had a foursome in Melbourne. Habib appears on camera with the girls and says this quote. Series 2, Episode 8.
"Yeah, do you know who he is? Who are you?" - Habib gets confused about who Rocky is. Series 2, Episode 9.
Page last updated 19 November 2001.
