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On his first ever delivery, a gunman holds Sleek hostage. The gunman is then shot by the SWAT Squad with the bullet just missing Sleek. Blood splatters on Sleek's hot bag. 

Sleek then gets in a lift with a mother and baby. The baby drops a load of turds and both leave shortly after. A girl then enters the lift and thinks that Sleek was the one dropping his load. The girl leaves and a lift full of Elvis impersonators enter, soon followed by KISS impersonators, with Sleek in the middle. The two groups soon fight and one Elvis uses Sleek's pizza as a Ninja Star.

After returning to the shop, Sleek is in his car rapping a song about Pauly and his first night when he hits the guy that Pauly hit earlier. Sleek is relieved that the guy likes pain because he isn't insured. Sleek later tells Pauly that he strained his groin while talking to the bloke and asks about Workers Compensation. Pauly tells Sleek he is out of luck and that if he died, Bobo would probably sue him.

Later, he arrives at a seemingly empty house, only to find some girls tied up and home invaders. Sleek is chased away by the home invaders. They attack Sleek and he is saved by Laurie Nichols. At the end of the night, Sleek realizes that Pauly was right about pizza delivery after all and goes to a rap show.

Sleek's new rap video is shown. He is disappointed that the female dancers aren't naked. He then gets lost in SBS and can't find his video (he left it in the tape room and gets his video shown).

Sleek delivers pizza to the wrestling and gets wrestled himself. He then tries to sue the wrestler. He goes to another delivery at the Menzies Institute who studies nose picking, telling the guy that Bobo picks his nose for sexual pleasure. He sees the service station in flames after it exploded. He later goes to deliver a pizza for DeNiro but there is no DeNiro to be seen.

Sleek delivers pizza to the pizza robber on death row and gets on TV. On his next delivery, he is pulled over by the Police because of a Home Boy Spot Check. Sleek thinks that the Policewomen are strippers hired for his birthday and tells them so. Sleek is arrested. Shortly after, he is busted using a mobile phone while driving. He tries to explain that he was rapping.

After getting fined $300, Sleek was on the phone to Pauly when his pizza hotbag and pizza were stolen. He goes to the Police station to report his bag stolen and is ambushed by the Police and beaten up ala Rodney King.  He is released without charge and sues the State Government.

Pauly and Sleek are out together on a rare night off. While on the way to a nightclub, Sleek reveals that he tried to get onto a 50 year old kinky lady earlier in the night while on a delivery but a monkeyman slammed the door in Sleek's face. Eventually, they make it to the first nightclub but Pauly is refused entry until rescued by Sleek. They are then thrown out for not taking off their shirts. They go to another nightclub and are refused entry for being too tall. They then go to another club which Pauly describes as a Transtesticle Club - it appears as they have walked into a Transsexual Club and they meet up with a drunk Bobo. Pauly is disgusted. One of the regulars finds Sleek and dances with him. 

Sleek gets a new deodorant that Bobo likes (maybe Bobo should have used it in episode 5!). He has to do all of the deliveries as Pauly is in the Army Reserves (and asks Bobo for $6 per hour as a result). He still finds time to rap and appear in a porno. He delivers an order to Claudia's wedding and gets beaten up by a band (he later wins a settlement against the band for an undisclosed sum).

Pauly and Sleek go to the Gold Coast for a vacation after Bobo's misfortune. On the way, Pauly takes a leak on an electric fence and watches South Park while Sleek smokes some hash. On the way, Pauly tells stories on how he used to be a boxer, an Iron Man, founder of the Giggles (later known as the Wigglies after they kicked Pauly out) and saved the Pope from death. When they arrive on the Gold Coast, Sleek gets laid but Pauly loses his money at the casino and has to appear as part of The Village People to get back to Fat Pizza.

Sleek is tired after winning a rap marathon. He has flashbacks to the olden days. He then falls asleep at the wheel and a passer by thought he was dead ("Oh my god! They killed Sleek! You bastards!"), earning Sleek a free ride to hospital.

Sleek is chased by a naked male who wants to have sex with him. He gets high on what he thought was oversized garlic bread (coke) and joins Kiss.

Sleek gets an insurance job done on his car thanks to Habib. He lowers his standards and sleeps with an Australian woman. He tells us about his trip to Lebanon.

Pauly and Sleek go to the snow for some action. Pauly gets "stooged" by Sleek who gets all the women. Sleek tells Pauly that he is at the top of the mountain when he wasn't. With no Pauly on the scene, Sleek has his way with the 3 women he found. Sleek thinks he can ski but he can't. 

Back at Fat Pizza after the snow holiday, Sleek delivers a pizza to a hen's night but because Sleek hit the stripper with his car, the girls beg him to be the stripper. They give Sleek a wax job.  

Sleek thinks he is getting lucky - on a delivery, he has 2 Asian beauties after him. Erk thinks Sleek is going through an Asian stage personally! Next thing Sleek knows one flashback later is that one of his kidneys has been taken to use in Claudia McPherson's body. An unexpected side effect for Claudia was the fact that she ended up rapping and talking like Sleek.

Sleek thinks that he has found the woman of his dreams. He has decided to change his ways. He wants to settle down. He continues to give Pauly advice about his love life. Things are going well for Sleek until he goes to the strip club with Pauly and finds his new girlfriend dancing on the stage with Bobo.

Sleek has a slightly better trip to Melbourne than Pauly. His biggest drama was not being able to rap with his microphone after blowing a fuse in Pauly's car. He again gets lucky with the women.

Sleek gets called to a B & S Ball in the country to deliver pizza. He decides that the party needs livening up and calls Rocky and Habib to help. Rocky and Habib arrive with some drugs and the party livens up. ASSIO observe Sleek and they think that he is a Arab terrorist. He manages to leave the ball with ASSIO in hot pursuit, albeit in Mr Whippy vans. Sensing that Sleek is in trouble, Rocky and Habib call on some of Sleek's cousins who come to the rescue. Sleek tells a story about him and Pauly stealing a golf cart and getting in the middle of the Opening Cermony of the Sydney 2000 Olympics.

Pauly and Sleek go fishing in a boat with bad results. Sleek tries to smoke some weed that is covered with petrol with a predictable KA-BOOM! As a result, they are left without a boat and have to survive in the ocean. Eventually they drift onto land which turns out to be a deserted part of Fiji and not Queensland as Pauly thought. Pauly and Sleek try to survive with little supplies but they end up fighting, claiming half the island each as their own. However, Sleek as usual strikes gold ending up at a resort and Pauly is left to live with nothing.

Back in the South Pacific, Pauly has a great idea to get saved - he places an anti-American message in the sand. This message is spotted by a Russian satellite who send a US submarine to pick Pauly up. They treat Pauly as a potential enemy and after he blocks the only working toilet, they torpedo him off the submarine, only to end up back in the ocean next to Sleek who has been evicted from the island. The resort staff eventually figured out that Sleek was using a fake credit card. Back in the ocean where they spent a lot of the episode, Sleek and Pauly discover a ship on the horizon. The only thing is, the ship is a French navy destroyer on nuclear testing duties. The French see Pauly and Sleek in the target zone and decide to nuke them anyway. Is this the end of our beloved Fat Pizza boys?

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