Cast Information, Episode Guides, Quotes, Statistics & More Based on the SBS-TV cult Australian comedy "Pizza" |
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Things are all quiet at Fat Pizza - where's Bobo? It is revealed that Bobo is out trying to meet women.......or is he? Pauly and Sleek don't care, they are treating the night as party night. They have various nightclub experiences before meeting up with Bobo.
Lola, The Nut, The Kebab Guys, Mama, Kinky People
As this episode is set entirely outside the shop, no real deliveries are made. In flashbacks, Pauly makes two deliveries to Nut's house and Sleek makes one to Kinky People's house.
Pauly and Sleek are out together on a rare night off. While playing pool, a Nut tries to attack Pauly. Pauly reveals to Sleek that whenever the Nut sees him, the Nut tries to kill Pauly as he thinks that Pauly ran over his head in a dodgem car as a kid. On his most recently delivery to the Nut's place, the Nut had dug up his dead father and sat him in the couch with remote in hand. The Nut's mum begs Pauly to get the Nut's dad's body back to the graveyard but the Police are waiting at the hole. The Nut took the body back home and put the body into the Mum's bed, freaking her out and giving her a heart attack. Therefore, the Nut has no supervision and is after Pauly.
While on the way to a nightclub, Sleek reveals that he tried to get onto a 50 year old kinky lady earlier in the night while on a delivery but a monkeyman slammed the door in Sleek's face. Eventually, they make it to the first nightclub but Pauly is refused entry until rescued by Sleek. They are then thrown out for not taking off their shirts.
While looking for food, Pauly meets up with a hot dog vendor. It turns out that in the plane crash at the end of episode 3, Pauly saved the guy's son from dying and that they were the only two survivors. Pauly then tells the story about surviving the plane crash.
They go to another nightclub and are refused entry for being too tall. They then go to another club which Pauly describes as a Transtesticle Club - it appears as they have walked into a Transsexual Club and they meet up with a drunk Bobo. Pauly is disgusted. One of the regulars finds Sleek and dances with him. The episode ends with the Nut king hitting Pauly.
Bobo is on the prowl for women on the internet. He decides to meet Lola. His mama thinks he is up to dirty things on the computer. Bobo goes out for his date but is nervous and gets well and truly drunk. He gets so drunk that he can't tell that his date is a transsexual.
"We only earn $3 an hour, where do you want me to live? The Hilton?" Pauly to Sleek after Sleek questions why Pauly is rubbishing Bobo for living at home with his mama when Pauly lives at home with his mum and girlfriend.
"Man, I don't know! I mean I did work at a Dodgem place for a few years, I ran over lots of kids, I don't know, maybe it was him, that's not important........." Pauly after Sleek asks if he did run over Nut's head and squashed it like a tomato.
"Bobo, I hope you are not making pornographic things on the computing internet!" Bobo's mama to Bobo in his room.
"Sorry mate, members only tonight....(Pauly pulls out membership card)....sorry buddy, private party....(Pauly pulls out his invitation).....He's got his invitation.....mate, tonight is members only, ladies members only, private party, mate, sorry." - Door Bitch at Nightclub to Pauly. After Pauly gets rejected, some other guys go in. Pauly protests and the male bouncer tells him that he is too short. Sleek then comes out of the club and then Pauly is allowed in.
"I read the Lebanese El Telegraph and it wasn't in that. I read Hustler and I read Mad." - Sleek tells Pauly why he didn't read about the plane crash.
"It's one of them Transtesticle Clubs" - Pauly gets close but no donut for his description of the club he finds Bobo in.
"Man, he is so drunk that he can't tell the difference between a woman and a....one of them" - Pauly to Sleek while watching Bobo dance with Lola.
"Hey, two of my favourite employees! " - A very drunk Bobo to Pauly and Sleek in the Transtesticle Club.
Pauly being refused entry to the nightclub.
The nightclub that Pauly was refused entry to was in real life a newsagent.
While Bobo was on the internet, sound effects of a modem connecting to the net was played. You don't need to connect if you are already connected, guys.
Episode Rating - 4
Pizzas Delivered - 3 Pauly 2 Sleek 1
Times Phone Answered by Bobo - 1
Number of People Ran Over - 0
Number of People Shot - 0
Number of Fights - 3 * indicates gunfire
Nut V Pauly in Pool Hall
Sleek's Mate V 2 Motorists V Woman in Flat *
Nut V Pauly in Transtesticle Club
Number of Times Pauly & Sleek Get In Trouble By Police 0
Page last updated 19 November 2001
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