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He makes pizzas, takes orders, refuses the Premier's freebie request, tells his mama this is no such things as aliens.

He makes pizzas, takes orders, hires Dougie and actually goes easy on Sleek.

Bobo sees red and attacks the bad actor acting as a chef who insults Bobo's mama during the making of a TV commercial. He also makes pizzas, takes orders and yells at Pauly and Sleek as usual. He takes to Skippy with a chainsaw.

Bobo makes pizzas, takes orders and yells at Pauly and Sleek as usual. He is happy to see a guy that robbed him get killed. He is unhappy that his car has been stolen while trying to rescue Mama from Home Boys, so he steals an Ice Cream Van and runs over several people enroute to Mama's. He eventually arrives home to find Mama saved by boxer Tony Bono and earns a slap from Mama and a $10,000 fine for stealing the ice cream van for his trouble.

Bobo is on the prowl for women on the internet. He decides to meet Lola. His mama thinks he is up to dirty things on the computer. Bobo goes out for his date but is nervous and gets well and truly drunk. He gets so drunk that he can't tell that his date is a transsexual. 

Bobo orders Sleek around and falls in love with Pauly's replacement, Angelina. He gets hassled by his mama who accuses Bobo of ignoring her. He decides to get married in Italy to Angelina but is bowled over at the last hurdle (guess who?). She flies to Italy but Bobo stays behind.

Bobo gets shot in the groin by an ex-employee. He then gets a groin reconstruction.

Bobo gets a bad review from food critic Bernard. He then chops off a horse's head and puts it in Bernard's bed. After Bernard complains that Bobo doesn't give good head, Bobo abducts and kills Bernard, presenting his head to Mama. It is revealed that Bobo has now killed 8 food critics.

Bobo loses the shop through gambling, gets depressed and then wins the shop back after a bloody gunfight.

Since we last saw Bobo, he did an insurance job on the shop & Mama's house. He decided to get what he thought was a better shop but it is in a crime hot spot. He was exposed on TV as an unhygienic pizza chef.

Bobo is looking for an Apprentice Chef. He rejects a guy because he wanted someone to make pizzas, not eat them. He rejects another guy who is blind but claims to be the best trainee in Australia. He then rejects an ugly lesbian. He also rejects an old man in a wheelchair. The group then tries to sue Bobo but Bobo is awarded a million dollars.

Bobo is convinced Sleek is gay. He also tries to have phone sex but gets upset when the phone sex girl won't tell him what his fantasy is. To make things worse, he then gets busted by Mama. 

Mama makes Bobo look after Fluffy the Dog. He kills Fluffy and buries both the dog and some radioactive cheese. He is caught on TV dumping the rubbish and Mama finds out that Fluffy is dead.

Bobo has finally found a new apprentice in the form of Lachlan, a guy who played netball at school and lives with his sister. He treats Lachlan OK to start with then after a bit of prompting and stirring from Pauly, Bobo is back to his old tricks.

Bobo wants to close the shop. Mama thinks that Bobo is mad so she sends him to see a shrink. The shrink thinks that Bobo needs extensive therapy and that it appears that (SHOCK HORROR!) Mama is the major cause of Bobo's problems. 

Bobo is not happy. Pauly and Sleek have gone missing. Someone tries to rob Bobo at the shop but one look at Mr Chainsaw has the would-be thief running off into the night. 

Bobo closes Fat Pizza for the night and decides to try and meet another woman via the Internet. He thinks that he has done better than in series 1 (Crazy Pizza) when he dated a trans-sexual but is disappointed to find that his date is in a wheelchair and not very nice. To his credit, he continues with the date only to over-compensate and he tries too hard. Needless to say, Bobo is still single and he heads to a strip club only to find Sleek and Pauly there as well. 

Bobo closes Fat Pizza for the day and he is in trouble. It turns out that he owes the tax office $1 million dollars and 48 cents. Bobo vows not to pay the money and does what people only dream about in their wildest financial fantasy - he blows the tax office up. He thinks the job is complete and he finds the Police are not investigating as there are too many suspects. Things don't work out as planned for Bobo as the person investigating has the Fat Pizza tax file at home and therefore was not lost in the blast. Still determined to complete the job and get out of Mama's bad books, he gives the investigator a home visit - complete with Mr Axe.

Bobo has problems. Pauly doesn't want to work, Sleek goes missing in action and Mama is sick. Mama makes him close the shop and he runs over a war veteran while on the way to help Mama. As a result of no pizza boys, Bobo gets to make a delivery! He also changes the course of history at the AFI Awards as he changes a winner's envelope to allow Claudia to win an award for best movie - even though she hasn't appeared in one.

Meanwhile back at Fat Pizza, Bobo decides to replace the missing Pauly and Sleek. Unknowingly (or was it?) he hires two refugees to deliver the pizza but both soon end up frustrated with pizza delivery and Bobo. The replacement pizza boys are soon arrested along with Bobo.

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